{"id":886,"date":"2012-02-07T17:33:25","date_gmt":"2012-02-07T22:33:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.publicityarticles.net\/?p=886"},"modified":"2024-05-01T20:01:35","modified_gmt":"2024-05-01T20:01:35","slug":"lessons-from-a-speech-on-farts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/purelysupp.com\/publicity\/tips-of-the-week\/lessons-from-a-speech-on-farts\/","title":{"rendered":"Lessons from a Speech on Farts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Publicity Hound&#8217;s<br \/>\nTips of the Week<br \/>\nIssue #593 Feb. 7, 2012<\/p>\n<p>Publisher: Joan Stewart<br \/>\n==========================================<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tips, Tricks and Tools for Free Publicity&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>===================================<\/p>\n<p>In This Issue<br \/>\n===================================<\/p>\n<p>1. Lessons from a Speech on Farts<\/p>\n<p>2. Build Your Own Media List<\/p>\n<p>3. Don&#8217;t Say This to Journalists<\/p>\n<p>4. No Experience Necessary<\/p>\n<p>5. Free Webinar for Authors<\/p>\n<p>6. Hound Joke of the Week<\/p>\n<p>7. And at My Blog &amp; Mobile Site<\/p>\n<p>=====================================<br \/>\n1. Lessons from a Speech on Farts<br \/>\n=====================================<\/p>\n<p>You can read all the articles and books in the world about<br \/>\nwriting a compelling speech.<\/p>\n<p>But none comes close to what you can learn from sixth-grader<br \/>\nSophie Paterson&#8217;s speech about farts.<\/p>\n<p>I usually ignore funny emails, jokes and other trivia people send<br \/>\nto me, but the topic caught my attention and I couldn&#8217;t help but<br \/>\nread the newspaper clipping.<\/p>\n<p>The speech competition, which sounds as though the local Rotary<br \/>\nClub in New Zealand sponsored it, featured Sophie in the front of<br \/>\nthe room rattling off a Top 10 list of animals that fart the<br \/>\nmost. Her younger brother stood nearby, holding up placards that<br \/>\nillustrated what she was explaining.<\/p>\n<p>When I finished reading the article, I was struck by all the<br \/>\nlessons Publicity Hounds can learn from Sophie&#8217;s speech, which<br \/>\nwon first place.<\/p>\n<p>For example, when you&#8217;re writing an article, a blog post, or even<br \/>\na pitch to journalists, use statistics. (Who knew that the<br \/>\naverage person farts 14 times a day, expels a half liter of gas,<br \/>\nor that hydrogen sulphide is the compound that makes them stink?)<\/p>\n<p>I found four other lessons from Sophie&#8217;s speech. Read them at my<br \/>\nblog at http:\/\/publicityhound.net\/?p=10293 and join the<br \/>\nconversation. What lessons did you learn from the speech?<\/p>\n<p>=================================<br \/>\n2. Build Your Own Media List<br \/>\n=================================<\/p>\n<p>You see those ads all the time from the big companies selling<br \/>\nelephant-size media databases.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Which of those big expensive lists is the best one to use?&#8221; many<br \/>\nPublicity Hounds ask.<\/p>\n<p>Unless you have a lot of PR clients, you don&#8217;t need an expensive<br \/>\ndatabase. In fact, those big directories can actually slow your<br \/>\npublicity efforts because you&#8217;ll be tempted to send one-size-<br \/>\nfits-all pitches to several dozen outlets at the same time. And<br \/>\nwe know how well that works.<\/p>\n<p>I recommend you build your own list from scratch, using a wide<br \/>\nvariety of resources, all free, that you can find online.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it&#8217;s a lot of work. But once you&#8217;ve created your list&#8211;and<br \/>\ndone it correctly&#8211;it will include golden nuggets of information<br \/>\nthat you&#8217;ll NEVER find in the big media directories.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s because the big directories often get their information by<br \/>\nasking busy journalists to complete a questionnaire. And what&#8217;s<br \/>\non the questionnaire goes into the directory. Problem is, most<br \/>\njournalists never take the time to give thorough answers, and<br \/>\nthey don&#8217;t include the kinds of valuable details that will really<br \/>\nhelp you.<\/p>\n<p>Join me at 3 p.m. Eastern Time on Thursday, Feb. 16, when I host<br \/>\nthe webinar, &#8220;How to Build Your Own Database of Valuable Media<br \/>\nContacts.&#8221; Whether you&#8217;re doing publicity for yourself or your PR<br \/>\nclients, you&#8217;ll learn about the types of information to include<br \/>\nin your database, shortcuts that will help find the best contacts<br \/>\nquickly, and the most important details to include in each entry.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the best part. Everyone who registers gets a package of<br \/>\neight templates, the same ones I use, so you don&#8217;t have to start<br \/>\nfrom scratch.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t miss this one. It&#8217;s going to fill up fast. Register at<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/publicityhound.com\/shop\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> http:\/\/publicityhound.com\/publicity-products\/marketing-tapes\/mediadatabase.htm<\/a><\/p>\n<p>======================================<br \/>\n3. Don&#8217;t Say This to Journalists<br \/>\n======================================<\/p>\n<p>When I worked as a newspaper reporter, nothing was more annoying<br \/>\nthan interviewing a source, only to have the source ask, after<br \/>\nI&#8217;d been taking notes for 20 minutes, &#8220;You&#8217;re not going to print<br \/>\nany of this, are you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s just one of dozens of things you should never say to a<br \/>\njournalist.<\/p>\n<p>You can read them all at Quora at<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.quora.com\/Cultural-Faux-Pas\/What-are-some-faux-pas-when-speaking-to-a-journalist\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> http:\/\/www.quora.com\/Cultural-Faux-Pas\/What-are-some-faux-pas-<br \/>\nwhen-speaking-to-a-journalist<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Quora is the giant website where anyone can ask a question about<br \/>\nany topic (even farts) and anyone can provide the answer.<\/p>\n<p>I was among the 22 people who answered the question, &#8220;What are<br \/>\nsome faux pas when speaking to a journalist?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what I said Publicity Hounds should never do:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Assume Chris is a woman, Terry is a man, Val is a woman and<br \/>\nBillie is a man. Don&#8217;t address a journalist as &#8216;Dear Mr. Smith&#8217;<br \/>\nunless you know for sure he&#8217;s a man.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Also, I said using the word &#8220;publicity&#8221; in your pitch is<br \/>\nforbidden, as in &#8220;Can you give us some good publicity?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now that you know what NOT to say, learn WHAT to say. I&#8217;ve<br \/>\nexplained it in my ebook, &#8220;How to be a Kick-butt Publicity<br \/>\nHound,&#8221; a one-stop resource for anyone who&#8217;s promoting a product,<br \/>\nservice, cause or issue. Read more about it at<br \/>\n http:\/\/publicityhound.com\/publicity\/publicityhound.htm<\/p>\n<p>=====================================<br \/>\n4. No Experience Necessary<br \/>\n=====================================<\/p>\n<p>The quickest path from knowledge to profit is simple. First,<br \/>\nfind a system that works. Then take action.<\/p>\n<p>I found a system that&#8217;s going to save you years of time and a ton<br \/>\nof money and heartache trying to get your info products to<br \/>\nmarket. It&#8217;s called Make, Market, Launch IT and it works fast.<\/p>\n<p>Creators Pam Hendrickson and Mike Koenigs have a client, Karen<br \/>\nWaksman of San Francisco, who made, marketed and launched a<br \/>\nproduct in just two weeks&#8211;and generated $10k in sales with their<br \/>\nsystem.<\/p>\n<p>Now Pam and Mike are going to promote her to over 200,000 people<br \/>\nfor free.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve ever considered turning your ideas, advice or knowledge<br \/>\ninto a product that you can sell, Make, Market, Launch IT is the<br \/>\nshortest path to profits. Watch this video to see what I mean:<br \/>\n http:\/\/makemarketlaunch.com\/aff.php?af=1427774&#038;video=4<\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t matter whether you&#8217;re starting from scratch or how<br \/>\nmuch experience you have. Most of their Product Creation Heroes<br \/>\nstarted with none. Watch their step-by-step tips on how to<br \/>\npackage your ideas, knowledge or advice into a product you can<br \/>\nsell, even if you have little or no budget.<br \/>\n http:\/\/makemarketlaunch.com\/aff.php?af=1427774&#038;video=4<\/p>\n<p>======================================<br \/>\n5. Free Webinar for Authors<br \/>\n======================================<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the one thing you need most to get booked as a guest on<br \/>\nthe big morning TV shows like the &#8220;Today&#8221; show?<\/p>\n<p>If you said, &#8220;A big PR firm with inside contacts,&#8221; you&#8217;re wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Even if you did hire a big firm that knew producers at the show,<br \/>\nyou&#8217;d never get on the air without a compelling topic, and unless<br \/>\nthe producers knew you&#8217;d make a great segment.<\/p>\n<p>A former NBC producer who booked guests for &#8220;Today&#8221; and &#8220;Dateline<br \/>\nNBC&#8221; will explain what it takes to become a regular guest on<br \/>\nnational TV and even get offered your own show (think Dr. Phil).<\/p>\n<p>Steve Harrison will interview the producer and explain how to<br \/>\nbrand yourself for the media in a way that celebrates your<br \/>\nuniqueness while also separating you from all the other experts<br \/>\nin your field.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll learn about publicity superstars like Jennifer, who became<br \/>\na regularly featured lifestyle expert on Fox News Channel and the<br \/>\nEarly Show, and scored coverage in hundreds of print media<br \/>\noutlets including O the Oprah Magazine, Redbook, US Weekly,<br \/>\nSuccess and Entrepreneur.<\/p>\n<p>Join Harrison and his other guests for the webinar, &#8220;How To<br \/>\nBecome A Regular Guest On National TV And Other Secrets Of The<br \/>\nPublicity Superstars,&#8221; at 2 and 7 p.m. Eastern Time on Thursday,<br \/>\nFeb. 9.<\/p>\n<p>If you can&#8217;t attend because the times are inconvenient, sign up<br \/>\nanyway and find someone who can listen and take notes for you.<br \/>\nRegister at <a href=\"https:\/\/m164.infusionsoft.com\/go\/NPS18CallOne\/A10011\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/m164.infusionsoft.com\/go\/NPS18CallOne\/A10011\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>====================================<br \/>\n6. Hound Joke of the Week<br \/>\n=====================================<\/p>\n<p>The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone.<br \/>\nAfter unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the<br \/>\ncar and went looking for him.<\/p>\n<p>He drove around the neighborhood for some time with no luck.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, he stopped beside a couple out for a walk and asked if<br \/>\nthey had seen our dog.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You mean the one following your car?&#8221; they asked.<\/p>\n<p>Dog Jokes &amp; Quotes Ebook: 170+ G-rated dog jokes and quotes,<br \/>\nperfect for a dog-lover, your favorite vet, or just for a few<br \/>\ngood laughs.<\/p>\n<p>BONUS: Buy the ebook and you also get a compilation of the 50<br \/>\nbest websites for dog humor.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/publicityhound.com\/shop\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> http:\/\/publicityhound.com\/dogjokebook\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>======================================<br \/>\n7. And at My Blog &amp; Mobile Site&#8230;<br \/>\n======================================<\/p>\n<p>Great content for tweeting:<\/p>\n<p>Publicity lessons from a first-place speech on farts<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/publicityhound.net\/?p=10293<\/p>\n<p>Dog Tweets:<br \/>\nHow entrepreneurs decide how to post on<br \/>\nLinkedIn, Facebook &amp; Twitter<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/publicityhound.net\/?p=10302<\/p>\n<p>Looking for San Francisco biz or<br \/>\nnonprofit to host me March 8-9<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/publicityhound.net\/?p=10281<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Publicity Hound&#8217;s Tips of the Week Issue #593 Feb. 7, 2012 Publisher: Joan Stewart ========================================== &#8220;Tips, Tricks and Tools for Free Publicity&#8221; =================================== In This Issue =================================== 1. Lessons from a Speech on Farts 2. Build Your Own Media List 3. Don&#8217;t Say This to Journalists 4. No Experience Necessary 5. 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